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So, what’s up with the College Approved Link on the right hand side of the page? Excellent question. That, my friends, would be Frat Toys, and a few months ago my partner/beer pong teammate/border brother/ Magic the Gathering clan member (MATT) contacted them in an effort to test their BADASSNESS.
We had no idea what we were getting ourselves into…
Faithful readers of K.O.W. I report to you with promising news. I’ve just recently spoken with Matt, my partner and hispanic brother from another mother, and he’s BACK! Not that he left or anything, but let’s face it… we’ve been MIA for a while.
Oh, say what?? You didn’t notice… at all? Damn. I guess in that case we’re good!
So, what can you expect from us in 2010? NOT A DAMN THING!
SIKE.
You can expect the following:
Alex’s update about life outside of college. Trust me when I say it’s just about as awkward as the guy who overlooks the ladies and gives drinks to the fellas in a drinking game.
Matt’s movie reviews, aka Mr. Movie Time (b*tch… clearly, this is a silent b*tch).
John Canada’s Canadianisms. You know, advice about being gay and such.
Matt/Alex’s product reviews. These will include products like the Chuggler and the Quaffer. BAM! That just happened.
Matt’s take on life before and after marriage. That’s right ladies. Matt will officially be off the market on July 31st, 2010.
With that in mind, we look forward to 2010 being our banner year. Thank you for your support.
I’ve reached a point where I can get back to maintaining this blog. To be honest, though, I’m really not too sure what direction I plan on taking it from here.
What I do know is that I plan on doing a slew of product reviews that could help benefit the lives of many people aged 18-24, 67, and 94. I’ll continue to provide updates on life outside of college, and I will also continue to try and better the lives of those in college by informing others of my “strategies” while I was in college. Also, expect to hear the random ramblings of Canada’s greatest export: John Canada.
So, faithful readers of KOW please stay with us and continue to drink from the Keg.
Posted by Keg of Wisdom on Oct 4, 2009 in Uncategorized
Groucho Marx once said, “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”
With that in mind we here at K.O.W. would like to thank our top three amigos:
The Common Belief: That Kanye West is an arrogant douchebag who picks on little white girls
The Situation: It’s the VMAs. Taylor Swift, singer of all things pop-country, wins Video of the Year. She’s giving her acceptance speech when Kanye West appears and tells everyone that Beyoncé had the better video and should’ve won.
Let’s face it, what bank account you’re going to use in college gets just as much thought as what you’re going to wear to your 8:00 AM Political Science class. Don’t feel bad though, you just have cooler sh*t to worry about, like the following: will your fake ID really work at any establishment other than (fill in the blank with any bar with low standards) … Toby’s *cough*, making sure you impress the sorority girl of your choice by wooing her with you fabulous wardrobe of nothing short of Ralph Lauren/ and or Lacoste, making sure you get signed in for attendence, and of course not looking too lame by studying too hard in an effort to graduate faster (G-A-Y).
Well faithful readers of K.O.W. I have found the holy grail of checking accounts… THE REWARD CHECKING ACCOUNT.
