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HOT ISH!!!
Posted by Keg of Wisdom on Jul 1, 2009 in Articles
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Alex is a frugal finder extraordinaire.
And Now A Word From Our Boss: June 2009
Posted by Matt on Jun 29, 2009 in Updates
Sup,
The month is winding down and so are the last remnants of summer freedom. But have no fear because K.O.W. is still going as strong as ever.
But the truth is with school, work and the new season of 90210 about to get in full swing, the office staff around here is probably going to be stretched pretty thin. Not that we’re desperate for help or anything, but let’s just say that we wouldn’t turn away the bums with the will work for hugs sign underneath the freeway on our ride to work.
With that being said, I’d like to invite any and all applicants to send us an email with your own contributions for the site. We’ll look them over and if they meet our incredibly high standards (i.e. they are at least moderately literate and not written in crayon), we’ll get them posted right away.
Also, if you think you’d like to be a more permanent contributor or even want to apply for a staff position, send your information to kegofwisdom@gmail.com.
Make sure to include a little about yourself and maybe even a photo, especially if you’re a hot chick. If not then don’t worry about it, we’re sure you have a great personality.
Anyways, look forward to more pics, videos and original writings from our team and as always we plan to keep providing you with a tall frosty mug of entertainment.
Peace,
Matt
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Keg of Wisdom
Ramen Report: Week 1
Posted by Alex on Jun 28, 2009 in Articles
Officially my first week of REAL work has ended. Yes, that’s right, at the age of 23 (About to be 24 on the 4th of July) my first real work week came to a conclusion, and I must say it wasn’t half bad.
Honestly. By no means does it compare to what I experienced in college, but then again it’s a different chapter in my life. So lets take a look at what I came across during my work week.
Link of the Week: Texts From Last Night
Posted by Keg of Wisdom on Jun 28, 2009 in Articles
And you thought your drunk texting was a problem…
Texts From Last Night
K.O.W. Sports Bar: Soccer was interesting for about 30 minutes
Posted by Matt on Jun 28, 2009 in Articles
I realize that I’ve had less than cordial words for the so called World’s Sport in various rants on this website.
I just can’t bring myself to support a sport where most of the athletes look and act fruitier than a Prince tribute band.
And let me be clear in the fact that I still have far less respect for soccer than I do for tennis, curling and competitive pogs.
But when it comes down to it I will always support the red, white and blue no matter what the circumstance. I guess you could call me one of our country’s greatest patriots, right up there with the likes of George Washington, Johnny Cash and Mel Gibson.
So I’m not ashamed in the least bit to admit that I really enjoyed watching the American run through the 2009 Federations Cup. I didn’t catch any of the early upsets because as stated before I would most of the time rather watch two 90 year old women go down on each other instead of catching a match.
However, the U.S. managed to advance past the group stage by some combination of winning, other teams losing, points, and I’m pretty sure some kind of fiddle battle with Satan himself.
Then they found a way to upset Spain in a 2-0 shutout, which I of course missed because on paper the matchup looked like Mike Tyson versus Glass Joe.
But the Americans proved me wrong on both occasions, so I felt it my patriotic duty to sit myself down for the championship game against a Brazilian team that had dominated us earlier in the tournament.
R.I.P. Billy Mays: July 20, 1958 - June 28, 2009
If anyone knew how to sell us worthless crap, it was this man. Thank you Billy Mays.
Top 10 Songs That Probably Won’t Make Kidz Bop 17
Posted by Matt on Jun 27, 2009 in Articles
10. If You Seek Amy - Britney Spears
9. Me So Horny - 2 Live Crew
8. Adam’s Song - Blink 182
7. It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp - 36 Mafia
6. Something in Your Mouth - Nickelback
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The Week You Can’t Remember: June 22nd - 26th
Posted by Matt on Jun 27, 2009 in Articles
This week has been anything forgettable. With that in mind here’s some other stuff that also happened the week that music died.
Have you ever figured out who can save your soul? Here’s a hint. It’s not Jewel. But she does look pretty good in a two piece.
More pics from the Leighton Meester home video extravaganza.Pretty tame stuff, but the tape itself is rumored to be a hell of a lot more on the Cinemax After Dark side.
Casper the friendly ghost visited the beach recently. Surprisingly he looks a lot like Hilary Duff.
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K.O.W. Shooters: Taylor Swift ft. T-Pain
Posted by Keg of Wisdom on Jun 26, 2009 in Videos
After a really bummer of a day yesterdy I needed a good laugh. I’m glad this came along to help get things back to normal around here.
R.I.P. Michael Jackson: Aug. 29, 1958 - June 25, 2009
This has not been a good day at all for entertainment fans world wide. The king of pop died Thursday, June 25, 2009 of an apparent heart attack at the age of 50. We’re huge fans of MJ here at the office, so here’s one of our fondest memories of him.
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