The Week You Can’t Remember: April 20-24
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Oh to live the life of a pirate...in search of booty...
Spend all week swashbuckling with somali pirates? Here’s what you might have missed:
Check out these topless shots from Jessica Biel’s new flick Powder Blue. We’re warning you. K.O.W. bears no responsibility for your extreme chaffing resulting from looking at this pictures.
Okay, so we’ll admit we own a pair of Kanye West shutter shades. Even still, we feel a 100 times less douchier than Fergie right about now.
Lindsey Lohan went on the Ellen show to talk about her being a “fake” lesbian. Let’s just say the interview had “sexy” results. And by sexy we mean they talked with their clothes on the whole time.
And they said Audrina couldn’t act. They said she’d never be in a movie. They said she was only a walking talking pair of tits and ass. Well…I guess they got two out of three.
It’s a good thing I caught myself, because I was about to say I would totally hit that after I got done checking out these pictures of Rihanna’s ass in a bikini. Stupid Chris Brown running sexual innuendo for the rest of us.
I’m not sure if Sir Richard Branson paid this topless chickto go out on the seadoo with him, or if he just used his unlimited funds to have her genetically created in a lab somewhere. Either way, this guy is one lucky bastard.
Some of our readers took a little offense with our comments about Brooke Hogan the last time we ran pics of her. What can we say we say except…she looks like a beached whale that got into a fight with a kraken this time around.Let’s see what you do with that one commenters.
Ryan Seacrest reported on his radio show this week that he’s heard from “reliable” sources that Britney Spears was pregnant again.He didn’t consult a doctor or anything. He just used his small stature to crawl up Brit’s vajayjay and take a little looksee around.
– Matt, Staff Writer
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Isn’t pretty much every actress/singer nowadays just a pair of tits and ass that walk around?
no…some of them have either one or the other….you very rarely get a winning combo like this…
I agree it’s not everyday you see a tight combo like this one. Now in regards to Brooke, her face still looks like it had a fight with a bat however I still have no problem with her body. Maybe I am just getting old, willing to settle.
My bad. Music used to be about…music. Someone just took another little piece of Janis Joplin’s heart.
Janis Joplin…I’ve said it b4 and I’ll say it again…No Fat Chicks…
I’m with Extreme John…I would hit Brooke Hogan any day……YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT BROTHA!
I agree…if Brooke Hogan were a pinata I would hit her in hopes of attaining the candy goodness within…