The Week You Can’t Remember: Dec. 22-26

Posted by Matt on Dec 27, 2008 in Articles |

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The Burger King King did some early work in plays before his career finally took off...

Spend all week visiting past events in your life accompanied by three holiday spirits? Here’s what you might have missed.

Since it is the season of giving, here are some festive pics of supermodel Danielle Lloyd for all of our readers on the nice list this year. Enjoy!

Naughty list people, don’t think we forgot about you. Here are some lump of coal photos that will take the stuffing right out of your stocking.

Here’s an X-Mass miracle for you. Good news…Michael Jackson isn’t dying! Bad news…he might be working on a new album.

Turns out not everyone is so down in the dumps about the stupid ‘ol economy-wonomy. Just ask Full House clone Mary Kate Olsen, who said, “It’s really sad – the recession is everywhere. But at least they are having good sales.” Listen skink…(that’s my new word for a skinny skank)…just because you have saved up millions of dollars by not eating since 1995 doesn’t mean the rest of us can survive solely on Starbucks and hemp.

I knew fairy tales didn’t exist. Just when I thought the institution of marriage was about to be saved by the world’s greatest lovers, Spencer and Heidi announced that they never legalized their quickie wedding nuptials in Mexico earlier this month. They say 50% of all marriages end in divorce, but does anyone know the statistics for publicity stunt-fake I do’s?

Like I said before, times are tough…just not as tough for some people as others. On Monday, a Los Angeles judge awarded Mr. Daddy Daycare himself, Jamie Spears, a big fat pay raise to…oh what’s the phrase I’m looking for…oh yeah…BE A PARENT. The non-crotch showing Spears now makes around $16,000 a month to handle his daughter’s business and personal affairs. Brit, you’re totally being overcharged. Spot me $50 a month and I’ll slap the sh*t out of you whenever you’re about to do something dumb. Which is pretty much always. Guess I better rest up my pimp hand.

– Matt, Staff Writer