Top 5 New Career Choices for Dubya

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January 20, the day George Bush becomes one of us. A regular American. No longer will he be the big man on campus, no longer will he be making $400,000 a year. And we all know that Georgie Porgie wasn’t one of those long term financial planning kind of fellas. So i went ahead and prepared a list of the top 5 new career choices for our soon to be ex-president.
 
5. Painter- While in office, Bush traveled all across the globe, but now that he’s out of office and no more Air Force One he can’t travel the Welsh countryside any longer. I was told that painting eases the mind, and you don’t have to focus on those dicks in Iran when you paint landscapes like these.
4. Dancer- You all saw him dodge that shoe in the Middle East and boogey down with those Africans, so its only natural that he would want to express his creativity through the art of dance. And if I history repeats itself i believe that we’ll see him with the Rockettes in the Thanksgiving day parade very soon.
 


3. Heart Surgeon-  Isn’t this one obvious? I mean the man graduated from the top of his class from Yale and Harvard ( this is a very true statement, he really did go to those colleges). If this man could graduate from those places, lead the free world for possibly it’s toughest 8 years in existence and be married to that witch of a woman, then he could definitely perform open heart surgery, and with a steady hand i might add…
 

2. Model-   Look at that body, you want it, don’t lie to yourself. He wouldn’t be the first political leader to show off his rock hard bod, eat your heart out Vladimir Putin.
 

1. Barber- Look at that mans hair, REALLY look at it. Every hair in place. I heard he does it himself, so the only logical step would be to share his gift in a local barbershop. It is a well documented fact that George does care about black people, despite what Kanye West says.
 

Just Kidding…
 
– Submitted by Son of Padre