In this week’s installment of Can’t Take a Hint Guy, our clueless protagonist is just the regular college student with a lot on his mind. He gets offered some good good and he doesn’t even notice.
Honestly, this one has happened to me before and to this day it still haunts me lol. Okay, not really. But something like this really did happen to me.
CTAHG arrives at his local college campus foyer, relaxing and enjoying the afternoon hoping to catch up on some E-mails he’s been neglecting in between classes. Suddenly a very pretty girl walks up.
Girl– Hey there Mr. lonely. What are you doing out here all by yourself?
CTAHG– Hey. I’m just checking some things on my computer.
Girl– Oh, well do you want some company?
CTAHG– Sure, I guess.
Girl– So I just got out of my physics class and I don’t have to go to my next class for like 45 minutes.
CTAHG– Man, that sounds like a great job of spacing out your classes.
Girl– Ya, but I just don’t know what I could do with my time. Do you have any suggestions? Maybe we could do something together.
CTAHG-I think I can help you. There’s this great little museum just around the corner and I think you could fit in a good chunk of it by the time you have to be in your next class. Education first!
Girl– I have a better idea. I just moved into this cute new apartment and I’d love to give you a private tour.
CTAHG– If you had asked me at any other time I would have gone. It’s just that I haven’t been into my E-mail in awhile and I gotta go through it before it just gets too full. But it sounds like it would be amazing.
Girl– It would be, but now you’ll never know. Fag
*Girl storms off indignantly*